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How Steadfast Became God S Walky Talky Justgivemetruth Com Moron Idiot
   
It was revealed to me in a vision why Steadfast is God's Walky Talky.
Initially Jesus had planned for a son named Kenneth to do the whole sacrifice thing. Unfortunately "Kenny" had other plans and decided to run out on his destiny.
God replaced him with a cheap Mexican knock-off named Hey-Zeus (Jesus) :P . But he failed to erase all of Kenneth's memories.
After Kenneth was put in exile on earth, he wandered around looking for a place he could settle down and start an electronics store.
Unfortunately due to a demon who happened to be in the area, he was temporarily placed into Dan Rather's body for a few weeks.
It was during this time that Brother Steadfast sent his demon minions over to rough Kenny (in the form of Dan Rather) up.
What Brother Steadfast was after was the secret frequency used on God's Primary Communication device, a walky talky.
There seem to be some lingering issues with the US patent office and god, so he has not upgraded in quite a while.
So then Brother Steadfast's demon minions beat poor Kenneth repeatedly asking the same question over and over, What's the frequency Kenneth
Shortly after this event, Kenneth was freed from Dan Rather and resided in W Virginia for at least a decade in relative obscurity.
This all changed when another slip up (they usually happen when god gets on one of his drinking binges) sent Kenneth into the realm of animation, where he resides to this current day as Kenny in Southpark :kenny .
This explains why he dies so often in episodes and never had a problem resurrecting for the next episode.
But back to the stealing of Kenneth's frequency. After forcing Dan Rather to give up the goods, Brother Steadfast has been in direct contact with God ever since. So far god has not sobered up enough to notice he isn't kenny the orange jacket fools him.
I urge Brother Steadfast to repent and turn from his evil ways. Restore Kenny to his rightful position as the son of god.
If you do it we may even throw in a ham radio.
All you need to do is say these three words in honesty.
Kenneth Remodulate Me!!!!
Are you brave enough to take this step Brother Steadfast I hope so, god is waiting, his depends will only hold out so long.
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